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Today, I found out that when you flush an animal clear of blood for research, there is a nerve inside the heart, which when you strike it right, electrical signals cause the animal to writhe as if alive. Now, my boss knows about my fear of zombies, and I'm now terrified of half my job. FML

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On 11/10/2013 at 8:52pm - work - by kittkatt1 - United States (Michigan)

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Plot twist: It wasn't the nerve that made it twitch.

#1 - On 11/11/2013 at 2:23am by Zebediabolical

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Sounds like a pretty unpleasant job to begin with. I hope that it's for a good cause; animal research always makes me really sad.

#3 - On 11/11/2013 at 2:26am by jenn1808

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