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Today, I joked with my boss about calling in sick to work tomorrow with food poisoning to avoid taking the Sunday shift. Tonight, I'm sitting on the toilet bowl in agonizing pain with combination diarrhea and vomiting. My shift starts in 3 hours. FML
I'd get a doctors note if I were you. Just to be sure your boss knows that it's legit.
Hope you feel better, OP.
Try and stay hydrated.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Tuesday 3 March 2015