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Today, my boss took me to one side and said, "Cross me like that ever again, and you're fired." I have no clue what he was talking about, and he denies ever having said a word to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35321) - you deserved it (2328)

On 09/15/2013 at 2:47pm - work - by what... (man) - United States (Florida)

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Maybe he has an evil twin

#5 - On 09/15/2013 at 8:42pm by slooby

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So your boss is either crazy, an asshole or a crazy asshole. I am definitely considering doing this to someone now. (for reference, I am a crazy asshole)

#6 - On 09/15/2013 at 8:42pm by abbypoo

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