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By what... - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - North Port

Today, my boss took me to one side and said, "Cross me like that ever again, and you're fired." I still have no clue what he was talking about, and now he denies ever having said a word to me. FML
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Nyx_fml 23

But he denies having said a word to OP...

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Jtaura 10

That my friend is when you "punch him square in the face" :D

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Epikouros 31

YDI for ordering a Cheddar sandwich when he wanted Gouda.

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Rah_Charles 14

Maybe u made him too horny or something...

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ludovic28 0

Just ask him how was the latest episode of breaking bad? That's where he got it from.

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ThedaRose 15

Perhaps he was playing the game '101 Fun Things to do in the Office'? Where you earn points for doing ridiculous things?? lok

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icepick23 12

Maybe he was merely practicing for an upcoming movie role?

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YeaSo3 14

Go to HR tell your. Boss to cross that. ..or ask around

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LifeOfAnRN 18

Maybe he is Gaslighting you. For those who don't know what that is you do and say things to make another person think they are going crazy.

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at0micmin3r 23

Find another job. Once you have your other job let the bastard fire you so you can get that unemployment.

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frod0 10

Odd. Maybe just forget about it? Sorry OP!

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