Awkward and Work: Be warned

Be warned

By what... - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - North Port

Today, my boss took me to one side and said, "Cross me like that ever again, and you're fired." I still have no clue what he was talking about, and now he denies ever having said a word to me. FML

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slooby_fml 25

Monday 16 September 2013 2:42

Maybe he has an evil twin

Nyx_fml 23

Monday 16 September 2013 2:42

But he denies having said a word to OP...

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circlelranch69 1

Sunday 22 September 2013 8:20

Gotta be more to the story, or he is one of those crazy management people. Some people love chaos.

JamoB 7

Monday 7 October 2013 0:07

Delusional?

Dalleee 29

Thursday 24 April 2014 1:07

Probably the worst day

tuckit 28

Sunday 22 June 2014 3:05

That's so weird.

thatguy3812 25

Friday 4 December 2015 9:04

Sounds like he's just trying to be a troll in real life, don't worry too much OP

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