Today, a customer came up to me and asked if I knew where the make-up aisle was. I pointed him in the right direction but he just gasped and said, "Oh so you DO know where it is!" and walked away, roaring with laughter. FML
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Today, working in retail, I noticed a customer looking for an item, so I walked up to them and asked, "Is there something I can help you find?" He replied, "Did I ask for your fucking help?" FML
Today, I was at Walmart and I asked a guy working there where the scrapbooking stuff was. He led me to the aisle where it was and then said, "By the way, I don't work here." FML
Today, I passed a cashier when I came into a store. Later I passed him again as I was leaving, and he asked me if I needed help finding something because I had been in the store for a while. I told him I had been browsing upstairs, but in reality, I had been in the restroom the whole time. FML
Today, I walked into a store, grabbed a shopping cart, and started browsing. After 15 seconds, I realized I was in the wrong store. The cashier watched as I awkwardly returned my cart and walked out like I totally meant to do that. FML
Today, I bought some makeup supplies at the supermarket. The cashier snorted and muttered, "Not enough in the world for you." FML
Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML
Today, a shopper approached me at Target and said, "So are you just gonna stand there to look pretty and do nothing around here?" I ignored his comment, until he got so upset that he wanted to speak to my manager. It would have been understandable if I actually worked there. FML
Today, I told a coworker, “You look way better without makeup.” She responded, “I’m wearing makeup.” Everyone around us gasped like I had just said "fuck" in church. FML
Today, I got lost at Best Buy. Meanwhile, my mom freaked out, and they called out my name over the intercom. When I walked up to the desk and they saw I was 17, the employees burst out laughing. FML
Today, while at work, a lady with a mustache came in and told me she was lost. I was happy to help, but could not stop rubbing my nose due to allergies. As she left, she said, "I know I have a mustache you little ass" and stormed out. FML
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trellz17 19
I guess he picks on others to make himself feel better. **** him
Chumsword 8
Too bad there isnt an isle for common decency.
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Comments (112)
kdahrouj 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Use it
lilhellian 26
1) How do you know op doesn't. 2) Op could have a religion that's against it. 3) It's ops choice not yours.
MrSassypants 33
#14 I wish I could control people who are controlling so they won't be controlling anymore.
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
If OP is comfortable with herself not wearing make up, or only wearing a little then I say good for her. She obviously doesn't feel she needs to hide behind a mask in order to leave the house.
cb1002630 11
#1- Suck it. How did that feel? Not so nice is it?
kdahrouj 6
Loool, yeah that really hurt me
JenkJenks 6
Good! Now maybe next time you will be nice so we don't have to let #42 hurt you again.
foreverboredZ 4
The wild FML user is confused!
sens3sfailing 24
Wild Internet user uses Insult. Your self esteem fell.
trellz17 19
I guess he picks on others to make himself feel better. **** him
CareFace 16
That doesn't sound like a good reason to have sex with him...
gc327072 30
So by that logic, I should've banged my brother's ex… Nah, I'm good.
trellz17 19
You said it, not me
MelTheGreat 23
Sounds like my roommate. What a dick.
sens3sfailing 24
Is their penis note worthy?
EvilLittleGirl 24
yeah you go trellz guy! you're so right dude
Manicpanic13 9
People suck! Im so sorry :(
zandalee 19
No they don't!! Most people are gorgeous sexy beasts who are lovely to each other! Well they are in my life anyway... Happy Easter FML community! May you meet some of the lovely people out there over Easter. :)
Tiger9099 11
LIES! #93 THAT IS A LIE!!!
xeka 10
Hahaha!!
IAmJad 18
Can't you just laugh to yourself? Do you really have to comment that?
MelTheGreat 23
I bet you didn't even really laugh.
PenguinBitch 43
#7- Oh you laughed! Thank god! I was beginning to worry.
cuponoodles34 10
people can be cruel like that. don't let it get to you op.
Chumsword 8
Too bad there isnt an isle for common decency.
gc327072 30
^But douches are in the personal care aisle.
error404n0tf0und 21
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
don't "make up"story's op!
vadaaa 11
Don't make up story is OP? I think you mean stories
TheManager 6
10 could also mean "don't make up the op that belongs to story." #10, you're learning. Pay attention.
3rdbass 9
No worries, OP. I'm sure he's never had a girlfriend nor will he ever get one with a personality like that.
jisaac09 25
I wouldn't bet money on that one if I was you. People with low self esteem gravitate to other people with low self esteem.
3rdbass 9
I wouldn't bet money that I would bet money on such a statement.
abhi95 31
Well...! Somebody told him you didn't know so they ended up having a bet with each other. Whoever thought you were inefficient got their ass kicked. He was probably laughing at the person who lost.. Take it easy!!
debbster7 18
Well I guess he would know about make up now wouldn't he?