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Today, a customer came up to me and asked if I knew where the make-up aisle was. I pointed him in the right direction but he just gasped and said, "Oh so you DO know where it is!" and walked away, roaring with laughter. FML

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On 03/27/2013 at 3:29am - work - by apparentlytoougly (woman) - United States (California)

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I guess he picks on others to make himself feel better. Fuck him

#3 - On 03/27/2013 at 11:32am by trellz17

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What a jerk.

#2 - On 03/27/2013 at 11:30am by Tito30

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