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Today, I walked into work, a day after losing my shit with our systems admin, due to her taking ages to enable my new email account. I was soon bitched out, warned, and suspended over several lewd emails having been sent overnight from my account to various female co-workers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15247) - you deserved it (29615)

On 03/15/2013 at 8:35am - work - by benoit (man) - France

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Pick and choose your battles. There's some people you just have to be nice to, especially at a job you're trying to keep.

#1 - On 03/15/2013 at 1:40pm by BeMyLove15

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Just like with food, you don't mess with people who handle important things.

#3 - On 03/15/2013 at 1:42pm by stolencookie

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