Work: Today, I walked into work, a day after losing my shit with our...

By benoit - 15/03/2013 12:35 - France

Today, I walked into work, a day after losing my shit with our systems admin, due to her taking ages to enable my new email account. I was soon bitched out, warned, and suspended over several lewd emails having been sent overnight from my account to various female co-workers. FML

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By jeed(1) - 25/08/2013 21:36 - France - Marseille

Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2013 01:04 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my boss put me on suspension for violating company policy by having non-work related mail in my inbox. They were spam emails. FML

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By hangman - 01/08/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 741

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2013 20:20 - United Kingdom - Slough

Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML

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You deserved it 5 044

Mind your own business

By New CV and Tinder needed - 23/05/2023 12:00

Today, I got a harsh warning from my boss. I apologized because I was genuinely in the wrong. My girlfriend found out about it and sent my boss a message, threatening to kick her ass. I'm now suspended. Thanks babe. FML

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You deserved it 156

This ain't it chief

By JemapelleStupid - 27/04/2022 06:00

Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML

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You deserved it 983

The asshats always win

By Iabnysmwytm - 27/03/2021 16:30 - United States - Bluffton

Today, I finally had enough of my coworker mocking and misgendering my transgender daughter, so I screamed at him. I got written up and suspended without pay for 2 weeks. He got praise from our boss for handling the situation with class. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2012 23:16 - United Kingdom - Bridgwater

Today, I sent an email to my boss saying I'd fixed a glitch in our mail servers. He called me later, angrily shouting that I'd done a piss-poor job of fixing it, because my email had spammed his inbox with several hundred duplicate messages. FML

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Tactical

By Anonymous - 03/08/2009 14:50 - United States

Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML

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By bipbip - 12/11/2008 07:53 - France

Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML

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BeMyLove15 10

Friday 15 March 2013 18:40

Pick and choose your battles. There's some people you just have to be nice to, especially at a job you're trying to keep.

stolencookie 17

Friday 15 March 2013 18:42

Just like with food, you don't mess with people who handle important things.

Comments

xs4u 13

Saturday 16 March 2013 2:42

she is a bitch. report her. they could tell which device it was sent from and at what access level...

drewski50 6

Saturday 16 March 2013 3:34

Never **** with the IT people

NigerianMedicine 11

Saturday 16 March 2013 3:52

Never, ever **** with someone who can hit back harder than you can. Metaphorically speaking.

havok87 11

Saturday 16 March 2013 4:52

Drag that I.T. Bitch out in the street and give her some street justice.

alpatco 0

Saturday 16 March 2013 5:46

That's right everyone say don't f with the IT dept how about pple doing there jobs o wait you didn't do your job and are mad you were called out and its reason for retaliation makes no sense slackers suck

downer3498 4

Saturday 16 March 2013 21:15

Learn to spell.

alpatco 0

Saturday 16 March 2013 5:54

If an IT person can't handle the job they applied for which means helping and doing everything they were hired to do get a new job be greatfull the guy complained to you not the boss just a loser

gg27787 6

Saturday 16 March 2013 18:15

Maybe you shouldn't bitch out the person with the passwords to all your things. Small piece of advice.

peachykeenLNG 13

Saturday 16 March 2013 18:56

So sorry your highness, figure out your own email then!

ChancellorJ 7

Saturday 16 March 2013 19:37

YDI bro. Next time don't be a dick.

skinflint 6

Sunday 17 March 2013 4:35

three people you have to be nice to 1. your girl while your dick is in her mouth 2. your waitress before she brings your food 3. system admins who can sudo into your account and make your life hell