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Today, I was awkwardly taking a dump at work, when a coworker in another stall started talking shit to me about our boss. I grunted and agreed, hoping he'd shut up and leave me alone. That's when a third guy sarcastically chimed in with insults from a third stall. It was our boss. FML

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On 03/03/2013 at 1:03pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Bayern)

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If you were really talking shit about your boss at work, you're lucky all he did was answer sarcastically. I would have fired you just for being dumb enough to do that where you could be overheard.

#3 - On 03/03/2013 at 9:15pm by Serisent

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All three of you were taking a shit at the same time? Everyone must have eaten at Taco Bell!

#5 - On 03/03/2013 at 9:16pm by Enslaved

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