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Today, the new manager at my workplace left early in a panic, exclaiming, "My grandma had an accident! I need to see if she's okay!" I was left in charge of the bar once again. This is the sixth time this week his grandma has had an "accident". FML


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On 02/02/2013 at 9:47pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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Shot shot shot shot shot shot eeeeeerrrr'bodddyyyy !!!!!!

Time for free shots and tell the manager you had an accident.

#3 - On 02/03/2013 at 4:07am by newbiehere99

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Either she's a little clumsy, or he is a bad manager, who probably thinks he's too good for the job. What ever way, he is a jerk - or a caring guy who loves his grandma :S

#5 - On 02/03/2013 at 4:09am by KM96

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