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"Today, after accidentally sneezing on my co-worker's neck and not apologizing, my co-worker turned around and I got to feel his warm hand press up against my face. I have a black eye now, and all of my co-workers and my boss agree that it was my fault. My wife is somehow to blame. FML" Let this be a lesson to you; apologize for things like this or some poor wife may be beaten.


Today, I was in a meeting and started to jerk off. As I shot my cum onto my coworker's neck, I sneezed to cover up for myself. She still thinks it's my snot. FHL.

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