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Today, I got threatened to get dragged out of the window at work because I wouldn't sell someone hot wings. I work at Taco Bell. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23675) - you deserved it (1798)

On 10/19/2012 at 2:43am - work - by Taco Hell - United States (Ohio)

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The customer was either
-Depraved of common sense

#1 - On 10/19/2012 at 10:13am by misspulkadot24

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Don't people know, NEVER mess with the ones that make your food??

#2 - On 10/19/2012 at 10:13am by samiiii

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