By Taco Hell - 19/10/2012 06:43 - United States - Avon Lake

Today, I got threatened to get dragged out of the window at work because I wouldn't sell someone hot wings. I work at Taco Bell. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 047
You deserved it 1 951

Same thing different taste

Top comments

The customer was either -Stoned -Drunk -Depraved of common sense

Don't people know, NEVER mess with the ones that make your food??

Comments

It's "Yo Quiero Taco Bell", not "Yo Quiero hot wings."

olpally 32

Good lord... You can't fix stupid... Seriously... Lol...

BellaBelle_fml 23

No you can't fix stupid. But fortunately for me as a nurse I can sedate it :P

"Now, Stupid, I need you to count backwards from 100" "What the **** did you call me you ******* bitch??? Why I oughta...smack.......you............cross................your....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

olpally 32

That's awesome 40... Morphine i presume? Lol... Hahahaha.. :D

BellaBelle_fml 23

Eh, my method of choice is Lorazepam :)

olpally 32
jjtothemax17 6

If the customer tried to drag you out of the window all you had to do was squirt them in the eye with some hot taco sauce. That would've stopped them.

codyFML 0

It's a wonder what sets some people off. Your company doesn't sell wings

How imagine this conversation: OP: Welcome to Taco Bell how may I help you? Customer: I WANT WINGS NOW!!! Op: I'm sorry this Taco Bell. Customer: I SAID NOW >:O OP: -.- Customer: Don't make meh drag you ou this window!!! OP: Hold on while I post this on FML

jarockstar27 10

I feel ya OP. i work in the industry too and people are getting weirder and weirder.

Not too surprising. Taco Bell is where all the 3 o'clock drunks go. (I'm not one. I just know an owner that comes to my job and tells me similar story after story about crazy folk) ***BTW I love Taco Bells' Verde sauce! They have the best sauces and many haven't tried them to know this. o.O

Shadow_Phantom 26

Sounds like something I'd read on notalwaysright... FYL, OP.

Queen_of_Night 20

I work at a steakhouse. I had this conversation once. Guest: "I'll have the steak." Me: "What kind of steak?" Guest: "A plain steak." Me: "I mean what type of steak? Ribeye, Sirloin..." Guest: "Oh... There's more than one kind of steak?"

olpally 32

Wow... Lol... People are ******* stupid... Fyl!!!

31, yes, there are idiot customers out there but you're missing out on a golden opportunity to suggestive sell and get your (hopefully) tip percentage up. "May I suggest the 24 oz. Porterhouse steak, served with roasted garlic potatoes and grilled asparagus?" ***Take control. Give your guest an experience and not just be an "order taker". (:

olpally 32

I get the porterhouse steak all the time... Yum! :D most expensive too, I like your style, enslaved!

Hopefully your mom won't do a dine- and- dash, sticking you with that most expensive porterhouse check. (:

olpally 32

I know how you feel. Working at Taco Bell a guy wanted Whopper. After about three times telling him he was at Taco Bell, I rang him up a burrito supreme. He seem happy and went on his merry/drunk way.