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Today, I was happy to finally receive an email from my younger sister, whom I have not been able to talk to for months due to being in the military stationed overseas. The email was to tell me my mom is in jail. FML

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Your sister should have been writing you regularly!

Nothing cheers up a hero serving his or her country overseas than regular reports of your mom's criminal activities before the inevitable arrest.

Thanks for your service :)

#10 - On 09/14/2012 at 6:38am by perdix

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Doesn't matter, received an email!

Sorry, couldn't resist this lame comment. Off my chest now.
Sorry to hear about the jail part, OP.

#5 - On 09/14/2012 at 6:27am by moksha

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