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Today, my grandpa was visiting. My neighbors started blasting out rap music, as they've done nearly 24/7 for months, telling me to fuck off when I complain. He went over and screamed he'd gut them like fish if they didn't pipe down. They did. He's 68 and still more intimidating than me. FML

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On 09/07/2012 at 6:59pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

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In my personal experience grandfathers tend to be rather intimidating so I'm not surprised. Be glad you're grandfather stood up for you.

#2 - On 09/08/2012 at 12:05am by elephantsarecute

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Atleast they know how to respect elders. Plus in my opinion older people are always more intimadating. They got that look

#3 - On 09/08/2012 at 12:05am by alwayscheesin

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