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Today, I got back to work. Last week, my divorce was finalized and my last name is, once again, my maiden name. Since I'm a teacher, all my students will remember me by my ex-husband's last name. I get to be reminded every day that my marriage failed until everyone memorizes my maiden name. FML

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On 09/05/2012 at 11:27pm - work - by divorcee - Canada (Alberta)

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Sucks for you, OP. but do they have to call you by name every time? Can't they just say 'miss' ?

#1 - On 09/06/2012 at 3:23am by sandracore

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Have them call you Ms. (Whatever letter your ex-husband's name started with) that way it isn't as painful.

#3 - On 09/06/2012 at 3:26am by A100893

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