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Today, I started my new job at a fragrance store. While training, the manager had me smell all of the scents to become familiar with the products. Before my shift was over, I'd had three asthma attacks. FML

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On 08/27/2012 at 9:33am - work - by Joe - United States (Oklahoma)

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Unless you're suicidal, this isn't the job for you. I think you'd be better off working on a farm, with the nearest pharmacy miles away. But then again, Monk was a fantastic cop, so...

Just keep an inhaler handy.

#1 - On 08/27/2012 at 1:02pm by ManInTheMachine

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Fragrance stores usually have a lot of different perfumes, so I'm not surprised anyone wouldn't get sick after all those strong smells. Sorry OP, get a new job so your health won't be compromised.

#6 - On 08/27/2012 at 1:06pm by NothernNightmare

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