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Today, I got a raise at work. It will bring my hourly wage to about a cent more per hour. Our CEO just reported record-breaking profits for the year. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20999) - you deserved it (1681)

On 07/04/2012 at 12:41pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

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Hey, that's still one more cent you didn't have before

#2 - On 07/04/2012 at 4:34pm by CVeNgineer

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Do you work at a lemonade stand?

#5 - On 07/04/2012 at 4:36pm by PrimeEvilTahir

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