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By Tired - / Thursday 5 August 2010 18:38 / United States
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maybe you should lock the door next time she leaves the house to check the mail and then laugh and go back to whatever you where doing when she wants back in.

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64 - I still have no clue who the hell that guy is. Yet I'm always "stealing his funny".

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50, it's funny because I am going to rip out your spleen and your large intestine if you don''t stop posting this awful crap.

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when you finally get into the house, grab a screwdriver and put the deadlock on her door.. or shoot her in the face?

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I am actually starting to think that you guys like skroal, seeing as in how you all keep adding fuel to his fire. Threatening him and telling him he isn't funny won't make him stop. So how about we just ignore him.

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you don't diserve that OP take her most personal thing wit u wen u go to work and hold it up wen she look @ u then when she let's u in break it right b4 she asks u to give it back then laugh at her and go to sleep

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ok...shame on me maybe, but if a deadbolt is what I'm thinking it is...I have one on my door and my key does unlock it.

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a dead bolt is still a lock you still use a key to unlock it otherwise what's the sense of using one if you can't unlock it from the outside

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a deadbolt isn't a lock with a key you fucking retard. it's a bolt you slide across to lock a door. the WHOLE reason they exist is so you CAN'T open it from the other side. Christ you are stupid.

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First off, is the deadbolt accessible from outside the house? If so, then YDI for not having a key to both locks. If not, then why haven't you told the other adult in the house (I'm assuming your dad)? Especially since its the FIFTH time! I'd confront her with another adult present. If you live there you should be allowed access. Then, next time she does that, throw a rock in the window to unlock it.

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33 Go back and read the part where she says the door was "BOLTED" and 50 I could of sworn she said Step mom .. y'all niggas make y'all selves sound real stupid

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Sorry, no, iicaptain. I hope I don't mislead you and PimpDaddy, but even if I hit a home run with a great comment, I will still not let anyone bone me. I'll accept the kind thoughts, but my butthole will always be closed for business.

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CJT - Of course you were talking to perdix. Just because he doesn't want to take you up on your boning offer doesn't mean you have to get offended and call the great master of comments names. D: He's too busy with all the ladies

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step parents are assholes they think their in charge but it's the other way around they just remarried ur a family jewel so she's a bitch and do it to her sometime

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or the OP could get a key to the deadbolt so they can get in. and if the "deadbolt" is the chain thingy, carry bolt cutters around =D

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YDI for eating yourself. YDI for licking snails. YDI for slow roasting your gramma. YDI for wearing your pants over your head. YDI for having 2.9 teeth. YDI for smuthering your neighbor with a pillow. YDI for chucking turtles at a drunk lamp. YDI for sniffing the lamp post.

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Talking Bout # there yo. 60, YDI for not licking a kitten. Can't top that, can ya? Thought not.

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Your attempts to attempt to attempt to tell me That my attempted attempts for humor attempt to FAIL. Attempt. 8P

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maybe you should lock the door next time she leaves the house to check the mail and then laugh and go back to whatever you where doing when she wants back in.

you should stay home one day OP, and wait till she leaves, than do the same thing to her. than when she's standing there, call her and say "ohh how the turn tables..."

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