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Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward and I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him everyday now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7032) - you deserved it (22745)

On 06/26/2012 at 2:18am - work - by cmck932012 - United States (Georgia)

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Girl look at that body. He works out!!

#6 - On 06/26/2012 at 12:56pm by swankmrpancake

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Obviously he had been checking you out as well..

#4 - On 06/26/2012 at 12:54pm by MathewBlack

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