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Today, I was to give a presentation to several of my company's senior employees. The moment I stood up, I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart that lasted a good two or three seconds. When I tried to utter an apology, I clammed up and let out a whiny grunt. They were not amused. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21856) - you deserved it (4567)

On 05/23/2012 at 4:38pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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They were not amused because you didn't light your fart on fire, it would've given a more explosive start to the presentation.

#4 - On 05/23/2012 at 6:03pm by SkoomaKi

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Silence is not so Golden.

#1 - On 05/23/2012 at 6:01pm by Sinsation

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