By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 20:38 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was to give a presentation to several of my company's senior employees. The moment I stood up, I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart that lasted a good two or three seconds. When I tried to utter an apology, I clammed up and let out a whiny grunt. They were not amused. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

They were not amused because you didn't light your fart on fire, it would've given a more explosive start to the presentation.

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Rapide100 6

You should've said "What? Isn't that how our CEO always starts a meeting?".

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thiscrazything 1

Nervous farts, they are the worst! Don't worry, it happens to the best if us. Hope the rest of your presentation when well.

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winnerme123 8

Someone ate too muck fiber.

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winnerme123 8

I meant much ok don't go hater on me

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jackdaniels23 1

If I was one of the senior employees I wouldve cracked up lol thats funny lol

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circulareasoning 2

You could have tried to play it cool and scream as loud as you could after the fart was finished...?

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kthsdm 12

Just say nonchalantly 'The PA system was not working. This is a variant of the drumroll'. They will be glad you didn't extend it to a 21 gun salute!

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