Today, I had a technical skill test as a nurse. My objective was to help the patient defecate, but my opening sentence came out as: "Hello, I'm Jan. I'm here to help you take a shit." FML
I agree, your life sucks (16029) - you deserved it (7063)
On 02/08/2012 at 10:24pm - work - by Silver_Samurai (man) - Netherlands
aliezzedine's life also sucksToday, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I…
Anonymous also deserved itToday, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to…
The best way to greet a patient.
#1 - On 02/09/2012 at 2:45am by NiiTeH
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+213 | 7
Theres no way that couldve been awkward.
#2 - On 02/09/2012 at 2:46am by ninjuh_wingman
+144 | 20
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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