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Today, I had a technical skill test as a nurse. My objective was to help the patient defecate, but my opening sentence came out as: "Hello, I'm Jan. I'm here to help you take a shit." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15665) - you deserved it (7017)

On 02/08/2012 at 10:24pm - work - by Silver_Samurai (man) - Netherlands

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The best way to greet a patient.

#1 - On 02/09/2012 at 2:45am by NiiTeH

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Theres no way that couldve been awkward.

#2 - On 02/09/2012 at 2:46am by ninjuh_wingman

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