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Today, while working my job as a cashier, one of the customers that came to the register was a midget. As part of store policy, I had to ID him, and his driver's license said he was from Florida. So I asked, without catching myself, "How's the weather down there?" FML

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On 05/09/2009 at 10:05pm - work - by Failoffel (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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Auch! But that wasn't your fault at all, you couldve just continued talking about Florida,
Midgets would actually prefer if people didn't make a big deal of their height!

#1 - On 05/10/2009 at 3:05am by depechemode

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I hope you didn't feel the urge to be like "...I meant your state, not your height!" 'cause that would not have been the smooth thing to do ;]

#3 - On 05/10/2009 at 3:07am by ryvenna

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