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Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27966) - you deserved it (6559)

On 09/19/2011 at 11:56am - work - by Lexiebear27 - United States

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Unless you work at a funeral home, I really don't see anything wrong with being happy

#2 - On 09/19/2011 at 12:35pm by qhostred

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Well if they didn't appreciate you the way you were, then fuck em.

#1 - On 09/19/2011 at 12:34pm by _streets_

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