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Today, while working at a pizza shop near a college campus, I got an order to deliver to the dorms. Extremely busy at work and annoyed that someone wouldn't take 3 minutes to walk over, I spat on the pizza. When I arrived to the dorm, a woman in a wheelchair opened the door. FML

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On 05/09/2009 at 12:43am - work - by pizzagurl (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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You dirtbag YDI for spittin in her pizza your dumb ass should get fired

#4 - On 05/09/2009 at 6:55am by crownme

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you are such a douchebag.

#5 - On 05/09/2009 at 6:55am by hk

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