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Today, while working at a pizza shop near a college campus, I got an order to deliver to the dorms. Extremely busy at work and annoyed that someone wouldn't take 3 minutes to walk over, I spat on the pizza. When I arrived to the dorm, a woman in a wheelchair opened the door. FML

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On 05/09/2009 at 12:43am - work - by pizzagurl (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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You're just kind of an asshole, huh?

#2 - On 05/09/2009 at 6:52am by hypoxxia

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What is your problem? You don't do that, no matter who ordered the pizza. Jerk.

#3 - On 05/09/2009 at 6:54am by AndreaKina

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