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Today, my mum yelled at me for wanting to apply to university courses that she doesn't approve of. I'm applying for Biomedical Sciences and Microbiology, she's an unemployed Jehovah's Witness. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28348) - you deserved it (1919)

On 09/01/2011 at 10:40am - work - by WhatTheFaf (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

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And when she is asked what she does in her adult life, she will respond saying, "I walk around to people's houses and annoy people."

#3 - On 09/01/2011 at 12:56pm by iAmScrubs

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Start knocking on doors and see what other people think of your class choices.

#10 - On 09/01/2011 at 1:01pm by bigbadtim

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