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FML - The follow-up

Today, I was mugged by three guys. I fought back, and knocked one down. This made them angry, so they stole my clothes as well. FML

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This was mine, just made this account to explain. I was walking home at about 2 in the morning from a night out, and these three guys just walked up demanding everything. I had been drinking so I wasn't going to say yes, and you know the rest. Thank God no one was there.
By ScottishLad1 - / Thursday 1 September 2011 15:24 / United Kingdom
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By  FlashBurn  |  29

That's why everyone should know the art of psycho! Go all crazy on em and scare the crap out of em. Trust me... it's pretty easy to make them think twice by acting insane.

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By  FlashBurn  |  29

That's why everyone should know the art of psycho! Go all crazy on em and scare the crap out of em. Trust me... it's pretty easy to make them think twice by acting insane.

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yup, best advise when being attacked is be as gross as you can. urinate, crap yourself, fart, belch... it will startle most attackers so much they will back off. if you are in an area where help is close by and sure they are not armed, fight back to disable (ie kick to the nuts, punch to the solar plexus) and make noise to attract attention. don't fight and stick with being gross if there is any chance they are armed though, unless you can disable them for sure in one blow

By  fmlikecrazy  |  17

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