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Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML


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On 05/31/2011 at 2:49am - work - by Me - United States (Arizona)

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thought mcdonalds doesn't have supersize any more due to the movie supersize me.

#1 - On 05/31/2011 at 9:50am by wildbillpb

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Should have, "Ma'am, if I were callin you fat, I would have used a word other than supersized, such as 'Jesusfuckcanyoufitanymorefatinthatass sized'.

#3 - On 05/31/2011 at 9:50am by yourlifesfucked

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