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Watch that become the next big thing in the carpet industry: The Silly Band Carpet, only available from Empire Today!

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Well on the bright side you have a nice array of stationary dildos to select from :D

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LMAO. When I saw that they were just animal shaped rubber bands I was like "I thought they were supposed to just be circles..."

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I wonder if OP has tile around their fireplace to keep her carpet from melting. If she doesn't, why not? And if she does, why would the silly bands melt?

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Today I was playing infront of my moms fire place when I heard her coming back from work. a minute later I heard her screaming only to find out that there were melted silly bands in the carpet. She never bought me any..only my older sister has them. FML

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This would be a super FML if: -OP lived in a third world country where she had to scrub the carpet by hand. -OP had a spinal problem.

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You really wouldn't be able to get out melted objects from a carpet other than by hand... in fact you'd probably have to replace that section entirely.

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@88, What? :0 Wow, with today's technology one would expect some kind of gadget so you wouldn't have to use your bare hands. I stand corrected. :[

Watch that become the next big thing in the carpet industry: The Silly Band Carpet, only available from Empire Today!

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ur disgusting plus even if they do they will get lots of complaints and they'll stop selling the penis silly bandz but still kool

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Wh...wh...what? This make no sense without punctuation. Then again, I'm not sure it would me sense WITH punctuation either.

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I'm willing to bet they probably do make some form of penis shaped silly bands in sex toy shops. It would make sense since they pretty much sell penis shaped everything else for bachelorette parties and such.

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Spencers sells them.. although obviously its an off brand of "silly bandz" but they are impossible to tell the difference.

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Ew but yes, they make penis silly bands at Spencers. I'm 25 and wear 4 bug-shaped ones that my daughter gave me. :)

Ah! Silly bands are awesomeeee! I once had a unicorn one. He glowed in the dark. Which made him my most prized possesion. That is, until he broke. : Gr, OP, I dislike you for bringing up these terrible memories!!

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