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ha there actually is a "correct" way to pop them; wrap two fingers in tissues and gently pressure til all the pus comes put, then put some astringent and neosporin on, to disinfect and prevent scarring. that is today's FML FunFact.

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#11, whats the difference between soccer and football, ams still everyone tries to argue which is the real way to spell it. same to mum and mom.

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pimples and zits are different but your not supposed to pop either of them unless you want a stained crater-y face. and No, you dont die if you put nailpolish remover onn a cutt unless i am a ghost which im not. stfu fool :)

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Lol 29- obviously it's mom because it's not spelt "muther" and the football soccer analogy doesn't really answer the question xD

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I do not have a stained crater face, and I pop all my pimples. (and before anyone claims that I haven't hit puberty, I'm 19) Anyways, poison control win!

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*you're, no need for the hyphen in "crater-y." Comma between "stained" and "crater-y," capitalize "and," *no, not "No," *on, *cut.

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ha there actually is a "correct" way to pop them; wrap two fingers in tissues and gently pressure til all the pus comes put, then put some astringent and neosporin on, to disinfect and prevent scarring. that is today's FML FunFact.

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maybe the switching of products is a very common thing? I grabbed peroxide lens cleaner instead of my contact fluid, not once, but twice. :)

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Wow okay. I hate commenting on these things, but you are such a fucking idiot that I had to say something. I don't even know how to express the things that I am thinking into words because I am so baffled by your ignorance. People like you need to be slaughtered and fed to starving children in third world countries. You disgust me. And rectum wanker doesn't even make since as an insult read a fucking dictionary.

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Everyone will hate Bieber when she admits to wanting a landing strip. And eminem will be right: "Your pussy lyric, I cunt hear it." :)

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omg I just watched that n I feel like I'm gonna puke. that was the most disgusting thing I have ever seen

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aha agree wth 33. um maybe that would help dry out your zit op possible faster then ur meds so there yahhh gooo

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94/104: Technically, your comment should start with "Wow, OK," or "Wow, OK." It should end with "insult; read a... " or "insult. Read a... ". Also, the part in the middle about expressing your thoughts as words could be much more clearly stated. Finally, a good writer would be sure to direct the entire insult to someone specific. Without a number or name reference, the person you're intending to insult won't even know he or she is being insulted. I'm guessing that's why you were called a hy

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Lol this is like the first fml where you didn't start with, "it could have been a lot worse" :P

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64 is retarded. futbol and football are not two different things unless you are referring to American football, which the person was clearly not 133 you are the most hideous thing I possibly have ever seen

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Well. Yes, I was having trouble expressing myself properly. I tried to explain that I couldn't exactly find a way to say what I wanted to get out. I don't think that I sounded anywhere as stupid as the guy who says you can die from putting fingernail polish on a pimple and going around calling people rectum wankers.

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Dude, ever heard of something called American and British English? Soccer -> American English. Football -> British English. It's easy. Really.

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what humor? seeing as no one has liked ur comments or replied positively to them I'm pretty sure NO ONE thought it was funny.. rather quite annoying and stupid.

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You've mistaken nail polish remover for acne medicine and put it on your zit?? Wtf? This FML is weird enough as it is, now someone else did it first?

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Well not that completely, i went to use my make up remover and mistook it for my nail varnish remover! I'm a fail, I know haha!

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