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Today, I popped a zit and I went to put my acne medicine on it. It's in a clear bottle with a blue cap, just like the nearby nailpolish remover. I grabbed the wrong one. FML

By inseriouspain - / Sunday 22 August 2010 21:20 / United States
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By  Petey_devil  |  0

ha there actually is a "correct" way to pop them; wrap two fingers in tissues and gently pressure til all the pus comes put, then put some astringent and neosporin on, to disinfect and prevent scarring. that is today's FML FunFact.

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  RTRbryant  |  0

if u put nailpolish remover on ur face u will die so this is more of a today i died fml

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  RTRbryant  |  0

you will most definitely die.. everybody knows that god

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pimples and zits are different but your not supposed to pop either of them unless you want a stained crater-y face. and No, you dont die if you put nailpolish remover onn a cutt unless i am a ghost which im not. stfu fool :)

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  theian01  |  3

I do not have a stained crater face, and I pop all my pimples. (and before anyone claims that I haven't hit puberty, I'm 19) Anyways, poison control win!

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  Petey_devil  |  0

ha there actually is a "correct" way to pop them; wrap two fingers in tissues and gently pressure til all the pus comes put, then put some astringent and neosporin on, to disinfect and prevent scarring. that is today's FML FunFact.

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  AliceStar  |  2

Wow okay. I hate commenting on these things, but you are such a fucking idiot that I had to say something. I don't even know how to express the things that I am thinking into words because I am so baffled by your ignorance. People like you need to be slaughtered and fed to starving children in third world countries. You disgust me. And rectum wanker doesn't even make since as an insult read a fucking dictionary.

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94/104: Technically, your comment should start with "Wow, OK," or "Wow, OK." It should end with "insult; read a... " or "insult. Read a... ". Also, the part in the middle about expressing your thoughts as words could be much more clearly stated. Finally, a good writer would be sure to direct the entire insult to someone specific. Without a number or name reference, the person you're intending to insult won't even know he or she is being insulted. I'm guessing that's why you were called a hypocrite. For the record, I wouldn't have commented on this if you hadn't asked for an explanation. This isn't a particularly noteworthy example of "the pot calling the kettle black", IMO; there are certainly better examples of that in other comments.

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  rfngxhhshi  |  0

64 is retarded. futbol and football are not two different things unless you are referring to American football, which the person was clearly not 133 you are the most hideous thing I possibly have ever seen

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  AliceStar  |  2

Well. Yes, I was having trouble expressing myself properly. I tried to explain that I couldn't exactly find a way to say what I wanted to get out. I don't think that I sounded anywhere as stupid as the guy who says you can die from putting fingernail polish on a pimple and going around calling people rectum wankers.

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  dannysgirl95  |  3

what humor? seeing as no one has liked ur comments or replied positively to them I'm pretty sure NO ONE thought it was funny.. rather quite annoying and stupid.

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  starile  |  19

You've mistaken nail polish remover for acne medicine and put it on your zit?? Wtf? This FML is weird enough as it is, now someone else did it first?

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