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Today, while working at a sandwich shop, we had a shortage and could only put so many veggies on one sandwich. I explained this to one man who was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I thought everything went well. He thought my face was a good target to launch his completed sandwich at. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30550) - you deserved it (3194)

On 05/05/2011 at 3:13am - work - by epicsandwichartist (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Open your mouth next time.

#3 - On 05/05/2011 at 9:47am by chunkeechunks

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That's the food industry for you. I work at Freebirds and someone freaked out yesterday because we ran outta forks. We sell burritos.... Those people are just bored with their lives.

#5 - On 05/05/2011 at 9:47am by sailorzoe

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