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Today, I had just finished re-completing all my assignments because I had lost my USB last week. I reached into my pocket for gum, instead I found the USB that I had apparently lost. I spent my weekend alone rather than spending time with my friends. I don't have another weekend off for a month. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10357) - you deserved it (24957)

On 10/18/2010 at 10:40pm - work - by haayloo (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Better that then a F. Still got the rest of your life.

#2 - On 10/19/2010 at 3:00am by unko_oa

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How was it that you knew the gum was there and not the USB?

I can usually feel man just by patting my pocket. This is just weird. You put a pack of gum in there without feeling the USB, worked until you were done without feeling it, and didn't feel it when you put on your pants, either?

I'm gonna say FYL because you must be reallyyyy slow.

And the first place you should look is your pants if you take it with you everywhere.

#11 - On 10/19/2010 at 3:14am by dudeitsdanny

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