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Today, I had just finished re-completing all my assignments because I had lost my USB last week. I reached into my pocket for gum, instead I found the USB that I had apparently lost. I spent my weekend alone rather than spending time with my friends. I don't have another weekend off for a month. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8115) - you deserved it (17477)

On 10/18/2010 at 10:40pm - work - by haayloo (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Why would you keep gum in your pocket? It will get all hot and soggy. Don't put things like that in your pocket. Especially not a USB.

#1 - On 10/19/2010 at 2:59am by FFML_314

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Better that then a F. Still got the rest of your life.

#2 - On 10/19/2010 at 3:00am by unko_oa

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