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Today, I had just finished re-completing all my assignments because I had lost my USB last week. I reached into my pocket for gum, instead I found the USB that I had apparently lost. I spent my weekend alone rather than spending time with my friends. I don't have another weekend off for a month. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11000) - you deserved it (25871)

On 10/18/2010 at 10:40pm - work - by haayloo (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Better that then a F. Still got the rest of your life.

#2 - On 10/19/2010 at 3:00am by unko_oa

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1. Universal Serial Bus. (Acronym)
2. Colloquial expression for a flash drive using the Universal Serial Bus connection. (Slang)
3. U Stupid B****. Another way to refer to OP. (synonym)

#21 - On 10/19/2010 at 3:27am by mrahhhhh

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