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Today, I learned that a few pubes on your bed can stop you from getting laid. FML

#9095139
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6659) - you deserved it (27525)

On 03/15/2010 at 2:00am - intimacy - by PubelishedAuthor (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was taking my architecture project to school. I'd spent days preparing my little model house. I stepped outside with it in my hand, and right at that moment a gust of wind ripped it away. It's currently lying in my neighbour's garden, smashed to pieces. FML

#14554421
77 comments

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On 01/12/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was driving back from school 100 miles away from my home with my fiancé and dog. While stopping for gas, we accidentally left our car keys and cell phones in the car. The dog sat on one of the keys and engaged the locks. We were locked out of the car until the tow truck arrived. FML

#14474591
59 comments

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On 01/05/2011 at 1:35pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I woke up at 3am to go to work. This will be my new routine from now on. FML

#14798010
185 comments

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On 02/01/2011 at 3:14pm - work - by yawning - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, between my cats scratching every surface they can find, my boyfriend's snoring, and the dog barking at every slight noise outside, I'm unlikely to ever get more than 3 hours of sleep at a time. FML

#14459175
49 comments

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On 01/04/2011 at 2:30am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up early to go to church with my parents. When I got in the car, I was struck with the worst diarrhea I've ever had in my life. My parents told me I'd be cleaning the car out when we got there, because if we turned around, we'd be late. FML

#14521261
46 comments

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On 01/09/2011 at 2:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was posted with a very lonely gate-guard. From the second I arrived, I had to listen to him drone on and on, and now I know his entire life story. I was there for four hours. FML

#14932572
60 comments

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On 02/11/2011 at 4:54am - work - by anonymous -

Today, I tried to save a dying bird I found on the sidewalk. I got a parking ticket for $114 in front of the animal hospital. I later found out the bird died. FML

#14791787
64 comments

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On 01/31/2011 at 9:46pm - animals - by Wheresthebeefz (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out about my old school's class reunion, which I wasn't invited to. Everyone has my number and e-mail address. They just "forgot" to tell me. FML

#19448079
74 comments

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On 04/11/2012 at 3:34am - misc - by Girl-with-the-glasses (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I realized that I spend more money on gas to go to my job than what I get paid. FML

#20086643
98 comments

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On 09/24/2012 at 2:21pm - work - by izziegrl - Mexico (Mexico)

Today, I bought an otter box. While setting up my iPhone, I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML

#16944357
194 comments

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On 07/02/2011 at 1:50am - money - by hunter168647 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was scheduled for an interview at 3 o'clock. I allowed thirty minutes for the drive, but when I put my key in the ignition, the car wouldn't start. FML

#17017603
65 comments

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On 07/07/2011 at 6:29pm - work - by Username - United States

Today, I had two of my wisdom teeth removed. One side of my face is completely swollen, and the other is normal. I feel like the elephant man. FML

#18528725
135 comments

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On 12/16/2011 at 4:13pm - misc - by HR (woman) - United States (California)



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