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Today, I'm in Vegas to celebrate my 22nd birthday. I should be out having a blast, but a stomach virus thought otherwise. I'll be spending my birthday stuck in my hotel room eating microwaved soup. FML

#18737590
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22886) - you deserved it (2098)

On 01/07/2012 at 5:21pm - health - by sick in Vegas - United States

Today, I was posted with a very lonely gate-guard. From the second I arrived, I had to listen to him drone on and on, and now I know his entire life story. I was there for four hours. FML

#14932572
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17162) - you deserved it (3339)

On 02/11/2011 at 4:54am - work - by anonymous -

Today, I tried to save a dying bird I found on the sidewalk. I got a parking ticket for $114 in front of the animal hospital. I later found out the bird died. FML

#14791787
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23174) - you deserved it (6940)

On 01/31/2011 at 9:46pm - animals - by Wheresthebeefz (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to be an observer for a drug test at work. Me and two others got to watch 130 guys take a piss, and then leave work two hours later than everyone else. FML

#16460145
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21564) - you deserved it (1806)

On 06/01/2011 at 10:48pm - work - by evomadrid24 - United States (Arizona)

Today, while driving, I slowed down and made sure I safely went by a pedestrian, and in the process rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

#19133346
58 comments

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On 02/21/2012 at 6:56pm - misc - by me (man) - United States

Today, my second roommate in less then a week got a DUI. Both roommates are demanding that I drive them around for free until they get their licenses back, or else they won't have the funds to pay their rent. FML

#16418621
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32141) - you deserved it (3151)

On 05/30/2011 at 2:11pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, after handing out several résumés for several jobs, I realized that I forgot to add my phone number to them. FML

#19188907
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8355) - you deserved it (25363)

On 02/29/2012 at 1:21pm - work - by tammylauraine - United States

Today, while DJing at a jumpin' wedding reception, my speaker system conked out. I hadn't brought any backup equipment, and 500 guests had the unfortunate luxury of dancing to the sounds of a portable CD player someone brought in from their car. FML

#19255485
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6999) - you deserved it (21526)

On 03/11/2012 at 1:51am - misc - by Joey - Canada

Today, I went over to my neighbours' to politely complain about their dog, which had been barking non-stop for hours. This issue has been going on for months, and I finally decided today, of all days, was the day to resolve it. When I got there, they'd just got home from giving birth at the hospital. FML

#18959581
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19673) - you deserved it (3120)

On 01/31/2012 at 8:13am - misc - by Lentil (woman) - Australia

Today, I paid £140 for a train ticket. All the seats were full. When I sat in the corridor the guard yelled at me. I paid £140 to stand outside a stinking train toilet for 7 hours. FML

#15858799
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26493) - you deserved it (2809)

On 04/20/2011 at 12:13pm - misc - by Sivvus (woman) - Reserved

Today, I got a mass text message from a friend saying she's sorry she can't meet up with our group of friends for drinks because she's busy tonight. This is the first I've heard of any bar-crawling. FML

#17577753
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19997) - you deserved it (1971)

On 08/25/2011 at 2:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I received a coupon for a special offer including flights and accommodation for the honeymoon destination that my fiancé and I are keen on. Yesterday, I paid the full price for the flight tickets and hotel deposit for the honeymoon. FML

#19362332
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19980) - you deserved it (2039)

On 03/28/2012 at 6:47am - money - by honeymooner (man) - South Africa (Eastern Cape)

Today, the heat rash that has been devouring my side for the last week was revealed to be something much worse: shingles. FML

#17300096
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27093) - you deserved it (2481)

On 07/29/2011 at 5:40pm - health - by ivannooze - United States



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