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Today, I finally removed my car insurance after realizing it costs too much money. Since I then had more money, I went to celebrate with ice cream. On the way, I got hit by a truck. FML

#7845593
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9761) - you deserved it (48464)

On 02/03/2010 at 12:44pm - money - by jk2010 (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, I was babysitting a six year old girl, when I saw a huge spider on the wall. I screamed and told her to stay back. Instead, she walked up to the spider, squished it, and told me to stop being such a baby. FML

#20095198
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9759) - you deserved it (26178)

On 09/30/2012 at 1:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I saw a girl walking to class by herself. I thought she was weird for not having any friends to walk with. Thats when I realized I was eating lunch by myself. In my car. FML

#6583766
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9758) - you deserved it (36515)

On 12/03/2009 at 1:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at a gas station and I went to the bathroom. Thinking some was already in the bathroom, I waited for ten minutes while people lined up behind me only to find out that it was empty. FML

#3152991
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9754) - you deserved it (46249)

On 06/23/2009 at 6:52pm - misc - by cmac1229 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I got into an argument with a 7 year old. He said that Obama was the 44th President, I said he was the 42nd. Guess who was right. FML

#2791177
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9757) - you deserved it (78794)

On 06/11/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by feeldumb - United States (New York)

Today, I was woken up by my sister and her husband pretending to make moaning sounds in the room next to mine. I began to make moaning sounds as well to fight back. It turns out the "moaning" was actually their dogs snoring down stairs. Breakfast was awkward. FML

#12933577
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9751) - you deserved it (33510)

On 09/06/2010 at 1:02pm - intimacy - by jackson (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting in my cubicle at work, nursing a hangover, and thinking how stupid I was for getting so shit-faced last night. I then realized that I was voicing my thoughts out loud, and the whole office had gone quiet, listening to me castigate myself. FML

#17507228
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9751) - you deserved it (34288)

On 08/18/2011 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I played games on Barbie.com and gave up after 10 minutes. They were hard. FML

#14117
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9750) - you deserved it (36550)

On 02/07/2009 at 10:19pm - misc - by lilzoot (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I saw my friend across campus, and I decided that I wanted to play a trick on her and scare her from behind. Turns out, I scared a complete stranger with really bad panic induced asthma. FML

#59474
11 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9745) - you deserved it (37333)

On 02/17/2009 at 3:25am - misc - by boo! (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I thought I might need some anger-management classes, after I punched a hole in a kitchen cabinet when my dog wouldn't stop yapping every time the rooster my neighbors just got made a noise. FML

#17518682
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9740) - you deserved it (24222)

On 08/19/2011 at 11:08am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was talking to this guy I like. He's very private and hides all his photos and wall posts on Facebook. Or so I thought, turns out he has me on a restricted friends list, titled "Creepers." FML

#6746062
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9738) - you deserved it (22240)

On 12/14/2009 at 12:03am - love - by creeper (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML

#17365713
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9736) - you deserved it (72185)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I searched for free parking near my work for 30 minutes, trying to avoid paying $12 at a pay lot. I scored a spot, but 1 mile away from the office. I trekked through rain, cold, and got to work late. It was a long hard day, crawled back to my car, and had a $30 ticket on my windshield. FML

#5560693
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9735) - you deserved it (34133)

On 09/30/2009 at 1:34am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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