By jcedarholm - / Thursday 13 September 2012 05:19 / United States - San Marcos
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  gracehi  |  31

^ Hey, man. Don't mess with the Scottish. You tend to get real tough when you live in a country where the thistles are waist high and no one's invented trousers.

  almighty_zer  |  5

what's that about a foot fetish...?

By  Cynictowinit  |  4

So, of course, your gut reaction was to assume she meant in terms of sex? I would at least hope she'd get to know you guys if she had been talking about sex, otherwise it would have been pretty brusque.


Today, as a customer was trying on some outfits, I looked over at her husband for his opinion. The response I got? Him licking his lips. Just then his wife looked up to see me gawking at him in shock. She yelled at me to close my legs and stop checking out her man. FML

By Yapanesedidwhat - / Monday 16 November 2009 07:00 / Canada

Today, after finishing an essay at the library, I fell asleep and had a dream about the essay crawling out through my laptop screen and trying to kill me. I woke by the librarian shaking me and telling me to stop screaming. I was mortified. FML

By systematicpanic - / Thursday 20 March 2014 16:48 / United Kingdom - Leicester
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