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By jcedarholm - / Thursday 13 September 2012 05:19 / United States - San Marcos
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  gracehi  |  31

^ Hey, man. Don't mess with the Scottish. You tend to get real tough when you live in a country where the thistles are waist high and no one's invented trousers.

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  almighty_zer  |  5

what's that about a foot fetish...?

By  Cynictowinit  |  4

So, of course, your gut reaction was to assume she meant in terms of sex? I would at least hope she'd get to know you guys if she had been talking about sex, otherwise it would have been pretty brusque.

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