Today, as I was driving to work, I glanced in my rear view mirror to see an old man behind me using binoculars to see in front of him since we were stuck in a huge traffic jam. He rear ended me. FML

By trafficfail - / Wednesday 1 June 2011 16:43 /
By bathroomblunder - / Sunday 7 March 2010 02:38 / Canada

Today, during dinner, my family had a discussion about the color of poop. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 15 February 2011 05:50 / United States
By Anonymous - / Saturday 11 September 2010 23:15 / United States
By ClaireBear150 - / Thursday 20 September 2012 03:09 / Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was let go from my job, because I "progress too quickly and there's no promotions available" and I "can find a better place to work at". FML

By smyp / Wednesday 27 May 2015 22:27 / Lithuania - Vilnius

  Today, I overheard my fourteen year old daughter talking on the phone. Apparently, as of last night, she and her best friend have their "official licenses in muff diving". FML

By Gavin / Monday 20 February 2012 21:19 / United Kingdom
By Anonymous - / Friday 6 March 2015 16:51 / Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out that my 4-year-old son is truly convinced that I am a ghost. He also thinks that I died from burning, "because of your face". FML

By burned / Tuesday 3 February 2015 20:45 /

Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML

By Kay / Thursday 3 February 2011 05:33 /
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