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Sunday 26 October 2014

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Today, my mom called and casually let me know she'd wrecked my iPad after putting it in the dryer with my bed sheets. FML

#21284691
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18471) - you deserved it (2360)

On 10/24/2014 at 10:53pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML

#21284688
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17370) - you deserved it (2062)

On 10/24/2014 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found out what it's like to drive seven hours home with a woman who just brutally rejected your marriage proposal. FML

#21284911
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17213) - you deserved it (1326)

On 10/25/2014 at 10:10am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I went to a big job interview. As I walked in, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Other highlights include my voice cracking multiple times, sweating profusely and getting uncontrollable nervous giggling. The interviewer eventually stared at me in disbelief and asked if I was high. FML

#21285028
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14653) - you deserved it (1830)

On 10/25/2014 at 2:27pm - work - by not on life, that's for fucking sure (man) - United States

Today, I had to google the definition of transsexual just to know what the hell my friends were talking about. I need to read a book. FML

#21282666
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14126) - you deserved it (21749)

On 10/21/2014 at 8:36pm - misc - by Awkward - United States (Maryland)

Today, I discovered that if you heckle a mime, it's possible that the mime will actually kick your ass. FML

#21283193
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13559) - you deserved it (30076)

On 10/22/2014 at 4:24pm - misc - by mr_cheese (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I met my neighbors for the first time, as they helped me carry my dead cat off the road. FML

#21284997
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13811) - you deserved it (1284)

On 10/25/2014 at 1:32pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the police station to find out if the tint on my new car's windshield tint was too dark. The officer took one look, told me that windshield tints are illegal in California, and ticketed me. So much for being honest. FML

#21285139
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (2129) - you deserved it (530)

On 10/25/2014 at 5:58pm - misc - by tanisLX - United States (California)

Today, let's just say it's not always a good idea to storm into your mum's bedroom after hearing several loud slaps accompanied by yelps. What sounds like domestic violence might just be your mum and step-dad's foreplay. For Christ's sake, I need brain bleach. FML

#21285126
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (2173) - you deserved it (450)

On 10/25/2014 at 5:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. FML

#21285040
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (2035) - you deserved it (303)

On 10/25/2014 at 2:44pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)



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