Saturday 16 March 2013 
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Today, after I had changed my number to get away from my abusive ex, my mom decided to give him my new one. She insists that I need to give him another chance. FML
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On 03/23/2013 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, my prom dress finally arrived. My prom was yesterday. FML
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On 03/15/2013 at 3:09am - misc - by ipaid350dollarsfornothing - Qatar
Today, while making love to my boyfriend for the first time, I moaned his name. He freaked out over how I wasn't over my ex, and angrily left. They have the same name. FML
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On 03/23/2013 at 12:43am - intimacy - by nraecher (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I kissed my gorgeous new boyfriend for the first time. I ran my hands through his hair; a multitude of dandruff rained out and five lice crawled onto my hand. FML
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On 03/22/2013 at 1:28am - love - by eww. (woman) - Australia
Today, I invited my long-lost best friend over, because I haven't seen her much since she got a new boyfriend. 20 minutes into hanging out, he showed up at my door. He still hasn't left, and they're having sex on my couch right now. FML
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On 03/12/2013 at 9:22am - intimacy - by kenleybunch - United States (North Carolina)
Today, a pregnant friend who is due in 2 weeks posted a picture of a baby on Facebook. I commented congratulations. She's still pregnant. It was a picture of her baby who died 3 years ago. FML
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On 03/21/2013 at 5:42am - kids - by seamonkeys - United States
Today, I lost my dog and so I put up 'lost' signs. As I was coming back home I noticed one had been written on. It said: "Found your dog. Keeping it". FML
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On 03/23/2013 at 7:43am - animals - by Hurrikhan - New Zealand (Canterbury)
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
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On 03/15/2013 at 1:31am - misc - by guy - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my boyfriend got angry and threatened to dump me, all because I wouldn't give in to his demands not to go to a birthday sleepover with my friends. He seriously thinks it's going to turn into some kind of lesbian orgy and that I'll cheat on him. Thanks, PornHub. FML
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On 03/14/2013 at 11:43am - intimacy - by wow (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I went to the airport after saying goodbye to my, for some reason, giggling boyfriend. I learnt why he was so cheerful when I opened my purse in front of the guards, only to find pink-furry handcuffs, and a huge dildo. They pretended not to know what it was. FML
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On 03/23/2013 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)
Today, I finally got to meet my boyfriend's parents; it turns out that his mum is my therapist. I've just spent an entire morning telling her how confused I am about my sexuality. FML
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On 03/21/2013 at 6:25am - misc - by me (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)
Today, I found out my mom thought I was a lesbian because I dated a girl in high school. I didn't date anyone in high school. Apparently, guys never asked me out because my best friend told everyone that I was her girlfriend. I had a two-year lesbian relationship that I never knew about. FML
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On 03/21/2013 at 8:35pm - love - by SmallAngel (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I was caught "experimenting" with my friend at his house. His parents called mine, and my dad came to drive me home. On the way back, he tried to cheer me up by saying, "Son, don't be ashamed. When I was your age, I sucked a few dicks myself." Thanks for the info, Dad. FML
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On 03/11/2013 at 7:33am - intimacy - by ugh (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
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