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Tuesday 26 February 2013

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Today, I received a chain-mail text that vividly described what "Tanya" would do to me in my sleep if I didn't forward it on. I'm so paranoid that I did just that. I also realized that accidentally forwarding such things to your boss can get you fired. FML

#20526851
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10180) - you deserved it (46731)

On 03/01/2013 at 11:35am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after spending almost an hour in the dentist's waiting room, watching other people get called in for their appointments, I finally lost my patience and asked the receptionist what was taking so long. I'd forgotten to sign in. FML

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52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9988) - you deserved it (44089)

On 03/02/2013 at 1:32pm - misc - by oops (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, wanting to impress my date, I bullshitted her about how I was an environmental scientist. She got so impressed that she invited me over to her place. Not her home, her office. So that I could give her pointers on her current project. She's a real environmental scientist. FML

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137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8886) - you deserved it (68225)

On 03/05/2013 at 3:48am - work - by is there a environmental scientist in the house? - United States (California)



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