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Friday 18 January 2013

Top of the day | Top of the week | Top of the month | All time

Today, I was getting a haircut. The lady accusingly told me she'd have to thoroughly wash my hair before she started, as it was way too greasy to cut through. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9169) - you deserved it (41945)

On 01/22/2013 at 2:18pm - misc - by Whoops (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the gas station with my grandma. After I slid her card and began to pump, I convinced her that it was a lot easier and more convenient to pay at the pump with your credit card instead of paying inside. She yelled as I realized I went $20 over what she had to spend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7599) - you deserved it (36511)

On 01/21/2013 at 11:11am - money - by sorrygranny (woman) - United States



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