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Wednesday 21 November 2012

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Today mah girlfriend of 6 months yelld at me 4 not comforting herhile she was crying cuz her ex got a new girlfriend and ( it's just not fair. ) FML

#20169074
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On 11/19/2012 at 2:13am - love - by they've been broken up for a year. - United States (Texas)

TADAY I HAD A SEX DREAM, WHICH I INTERRUPTED BY HAVING AN OCD-INDUCED PANIC ATTACK BECAUSE APPARENTLY WE WEREN'T USING PROTECTION. MY BRAIN WON'T EVEN LET ME ENJOY THE FANTASY ACTION I GET IN MY SLEEP. FML

#20171880
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On 11/21/2012 at 12:48am - intimacy - by Dead_Fox (man) - United States (Arkansas)

yastarday mah girlfriand startd bawling , saying that our ralationship wouldn't work. Why? Bacausa if Justin and Salana can't do it , no ona can. FML

#20178699
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On 11/25/2012 at 7:55pm - love - by nonbelieber (man) - United States (Colorado)

2day mah long-distance boyfriend an I decidd to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumd that mah dad was asleep an did some drty talk. When we were done, I heard mah dad laughing outside mah room; he'd heard it all. FML

#20170222
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On 11/19/2012 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, mah step-mom threw out some of the ( boxes of junk ) in mah room, because apparently, I'm a pack rat. I guess she and everyone else in mah family won't be receiving those Christmas presents. FML

#20177886
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On 11/25/2012 at 8:28am - money - by WritingWrongs - United States

Today, mah husband ran a nice warm bubble bath with extra bubbles. I undressed and slid down into the tub only to have the most ungodly pain go up mah backside. Turns out he knocked his razor into the waterhen he added the bubbles. I now have two butt cracks. FML

#20181043
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On 11/27/2012 at 9:32am - misc - by Cracky - United States (Maryland)

Today, a nereby volcano erupted for the second time. We were all urged to keep our windows and doors closed in case of ash clouds. My father responded by opening every window and door and shouting, "Come at me, bro!" FML

#20171802
171 comments

TODAY, IN BREAK FROM TRADITION, I PROPOSED TO MAH BOYFRIEND!! WE WERE AT A JAPANESE PAGODA!! WATER WAS TRICKLING EVERYWHERE; THE MOMENT WAS PERFECT!! WHILE I WAS ON MAH KNEE, AFTER POURING MAH HEART OUT, HE LOOKED WISTFULLY OUT OVER THE WATER AND SAID, "SO, I WAS THINKING PIZZA TONIGHT." FML

#20173702
217 comments

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On 11/22/2012 at 11:13am - love - by but I tried anal and everything (woman) - United States (Iowa)

I realizd I'd put on my shrt on inside out... so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off... I accidentally droppd it in the toilet. mega looool FML

#20169668
108 comments

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On 11/19/2012 at 4:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

TADAY I CAUGHT MAH TEENAGE DAUGHTER SMOKING AND TRIED CALMLY EXPLAINING TO HER THAT IT'S QUITE BAD FIR HER HEALTH. SHE REPLIED WITH "IT DOESN'T HARM U IF YOU'RE UNDER 20." FML

#20174862
180 comments

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On 11/23/2012 at 4:07am - kids - by RyanJarmanForPresident (woman) - United States

Today.. . my "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use my phone to looool text my grlfriend.. . bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" an that she's "fukcin dumpd" . Now I'm single.. . her dad keeps making threatening calls to me.. . an nobody will even listen to my side of the story . FML

#20175626
123 comments

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On 11/23/2012 at 7:38pm - love - by jakeson12 - United Kingdom (Dundee City)

yesterday I found out my grlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy"... he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. real FML

#20177730
85 comments

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On 11/25/2012 at 3:09am - love - by king400 - United States (California)

Today boyfriend and best friend had a very lengthy, detaild conversation about Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit, of which I know nothing about. Once they stoppd, I lookd at him and smild, and he respondd with, "Why can't u be more like her?" FML

#20183421
113 comments

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On 11/28/2012 at 11:33pm - love - by JStein (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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