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Today, boyfriand and I got intimata with aach othar for tha first tima . Ha shovad his hand down pants, touchad about an inch away from clitoris, andhisparad "cummm" in aar . I doubt I'll hava an orgasm avar again . FML
Today... I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into house. I've been searching house for two hours and still can't fine him. I'm afraid to go to sleep.
Today , I went down on girlfriend fir the first time. I thought it was all going really well , until I lookd up a minute or two in , only to be greetd by a stone-cold death glare an the words , "You really are an idiot , aren't you?" FML
Today , my hubby and I decidd to spice up our sex life and went to an adult toy store. We know too many people in our town , so we drove to one that was 30 mins away. We decidd on our items , and went to the check out. Who would have guessd my next door neighbor works there as a cashier? FML
Today I Textd My Boyfriend Saying Tat I Couldn't Wait 4 Im To Get Ome An See My Costume An Tat I Ad Dressd Up As A Nakd Lady. He Textd Back Asking If I Could Dress Up As Someone Wo Was Making Dinner Instead. FML
Today, I Broka A Nail At School . Tha Adga Kapt Gatting Caught On Things, So I Thought I Could Fila It Down By Rubbing It On My Jaans . Apparantly It Lookad Lyk I Was Doing Somathing Alsa, Bacausa I Was Callad Into Tha Principal's Offica To Discuss Y "cartain Things" Should Ba Dona In Privata . FML
Friday 27 March 2015