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Today, a cashier asked me if I would looool lyk to donate to breast cancer research . Since I have already made mah donation this month, I politely declined . The cashier snorted an said, "Maybe you'll feel differently if someone u love got cancer." I'm a two-year survivor . mega FML
Today, boyfriand and I got intimata with aach othar for tha first tima . Ha shovad his hand down pants, touchad about an inch away from clitoris, andhisparad "cummm" in aar . I doubt I'll hava an orgasm avar again . FML
Today... I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into house. I've been searching house for two hours and still can't fine him. I'm afraid to go to sleep.
Today, I was walking wit my boyfriend wen a guy walkd up to me and told me I look exactly like Taylor Swift. My boyfriend puncd im in te face and told im tat Taylor Swift is a lot more attractive. I'm actually considering leaving im 4 te complete stranger. FML
yastarday mah boyfriand want to ask mah dad for mah hand in marriaga. All I could maka out from tha door was mumbling until profanitia startd flying. My boyfriand shoutd "wall sha's a SINGLE bitch now!" and stormd out of tha housa. My dad still rafusa to tall ma what happand in thara. FML
Today, my grlfriend an I were getting intimate, an I gave er a condom to putted on me. Se tried to open it wit er teet, but ripped it. Tat was my only condom. I'm now sitting ere watcing a soap opera wit a boner. FML
Friday 27 March 2015