Sunday 1 April 2012 
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Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML
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On 04/07/2012 at 11:19pm - love - by jordyn173 - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I went to McDonalds and ordered a happy meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML
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On 04/03/2012 at 1:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)
Today, I thought about how my dad went to get me a Halloween costume and hasn't come home yet. That was 11 years ago. We've moved twice since then. FML
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On 03/29/2012 at 12:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I went to family therapy because my mom wanted the family to be closer. When asked what her biggest disappointment was in life, she turned to me and said, "Having a gay son" then patted my hand, smiled, and said "No offense, honey." FML
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On 04/06/2012 at 10:24am - misc - by Sadboy (man) - United States
Today, I found a used condom in my trash can. I have been happily married to my wife for 7 years, and we use other forms of birth control. FML
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On 03/31/2012 at 12:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
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On 04/01/2012 at 10:18pm - intimacy - by ohgod... - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panicked, pulled out, and ran into the bathroom. FML
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On 04/05/2012 at 2:47am - intimacy - by displeased - United States (North Carolina)
Today, during an Easter egg hunt, I found divorce papers. FML
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On 04/08/2012 at 5:16am - love - by claudio117 - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I introduced my mother to my new girlfriend. My mom made a very nasty comment about her in Spanish, not realizing that my girlfriend teaches Spanish at the local school. FML
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On 03/31/2012 at 11:01pm - love - by spanishsucks - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my house caught on fire. The firefighters said that it was caused by a lit cigarette on the carpet. I don't smoke, but apparently my 13 year old son does. FML
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On 03/29/2012 at 2:29pm - misc - by no one - United States (Texas)
Today, my husband and I found out that our daughter's chronic stomach aches are due to gluten intolerance, so we need to cut all wheat out of our diet. We're bakers. FML
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On 03/30/2012 at 2:28pm - kids - by MDWilde (woman) - United States (Alaska)
Today, I woke up for the third time in a row from a wet dream about my ex-girlfriend. I'm currently on my honeymoon. FML
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On 04/04/2012 at 6:53am - intimacy - by gordogs 25 - New Zealand (Auckland)
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