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Sunday 12 February 2012

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Today, I was so broke and hungry that I went to Olive Garden and faked being stood up, just so I could eat their breadsticks. FML

#19101207 (260)

I agree, your life sucks (27091) - you deserved it (3838)

On 02/17/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by 97 (woman) - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

#19013163 (133)

I agree, your life sucks (26315) - you deserved it (1620)

On 02/06/2012 at 8:23pm - love - by Nanabanana1 (woman) - United States

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

#19072659 (141)

I agree, your life sucks (26039) - you deserved it (1765)

On 02/14/2012 at 9:29am - love - by Illinoisgirl - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, I had to tell my mom to stop sending pictures of Jesus to my boyfriend. FML

#19052034 (111)

I agree, your life sucks (22343) - you deserved it (1897)

On 02/11/2012 at 10:01pm - love - by Anon - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out that the only thing worse than a psycho, overbearing, controlling girlfriend is a psycho, overbearing and controlling ex-girlfriend. FML

#19007314 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (22309) - you deserved it (2505)

On 02/06/2012 at 12:50am - love - by bluesox4 (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, my mother used global warming as an excuse for not remembering my birthday. FML

#19042129 (83)

I agree, your life sucks (22285) - you deserved it (1614)

On 02/10/2012 at 4:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - Belgium (Brabant Wallon)

Today, I was talking to my husband about a work colleague, whose boyfriend is always sending her flowers and fawning over her. I mentioned how I've never been treated like that. He glanced up from his video game and said, "Shit, Mel. Get a boob job then." FML

#19103032 (249)

I agree, your life sucks (22233) - you deserved it (5366)

On 02/17/2012 at 9:04pm - love - by Mel Ancholy (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML

#19043641 (230)

I agree, your life sucks (21891) - you deserved it (6654)

On 02/10/2012 at 8:06pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I was on the subway head bobbing to my favorite track when the guy across from me gets up, punches me in the face and says, "Don't nod at my wife like that." FML

#19113390 (114)

I agree, your life sucks (21286) - you deserved it (2380)

On 02/19/2012 at 6:17am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

#19085877 (161)

I agree, your life sucks (21198) - you deserved it (1589)

On 02/15/2012 at 2:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I had to pick my grandma up because she was drunk, at church, at 9am. FML

#19059708 (110)

I agree, your life sucks (20881) - you deserved it (1355)

On 02/12/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML

#19033421 (164)

I agree, your life sucks (20844) - you deserved it (3891)

On 02/09/2012 at 10:17am - love - by Zoey (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML

#19008495 (159)

I agree, your life sucks (20476) - you deserved it (1498)

On 02/06/2012 at 5:38am - health - by Anonymous - United States



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