Saturday 21 November 2009 
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Today, some obnoxious guys started calling me ugly. I tried to ignore them and be the bigger person. That's pretty hard to do when they start throwing rocks at you. FML
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On 11/16/2009 at 6:39am - kids - by x0SoReckless0x (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I ran outside to start my car before leaving for work. My creepy neighbor was sitting outside smoking a cigarette. He told me he just loves watching TLC, too, and we should watch TV together sometime. I've never talked to him. I watch TLC in my bedroom. He watches me through my window. FML
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On 11/17/2009 at 11:01am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today I realized why my 50 year old Dad's 30 something girlfriend looked so familiar. She is in all my parents wedding photos... as the flower girl. FML
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On 11/17/2009 at 10:18pm - misc - by usmcgirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML
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On 11/16/2009 at 1:12pm - love - by TLT (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, a woman cursed me out, called me a perverted freak, and said I should be ashamed of myself because I had asked her "How much for one night?." She works in a toy shop, I was with my five year old daughter, and was pointing to the sign, "Rent A Helium Tank!" FML
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On 11/18/2009 at 2:52pm - kids - by whatthewhat - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I found out I will not be getting my class ring. The jeweler has a policy against doing engravings that contain “obscene or offensive language or phrases”. What obscene phrase did I want? My initials and year. W.T.F. 2010. FML
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On 11/18/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by Grad2010 (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I was the paramedic at the scene of a car accident. One lady was hurt, and we had trouble getting any information from her as she was sobbing. I radioed in the details and said "...a lady in her mid 30's, ETA 10 minutes." She stopped crying, slapped me, and said, "I'm 28." FML
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On 11/17/2009 at 6:16am - work - by Paramedic (man) - United Kingdom (Rochdale)
Today, I started my first day as a security guard. After spending three years and $30,000 to become a commercial pilot, only to be told on my yearly medical that I suddenly have type 1 diabetes, and will never fly again. FML
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On 11/16/2009 at 10:47pm - work - by Grounded (man) - Australia
Today, I got a card from the jewelry store thanking me for purchasing an engagement ring a year ago and wishing me and my fiancee a long and everlasting marriage. Too bad my fiancee took off with the pizza delivery boy 6 months ago. FML
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On 11/16/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by figures (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I was looking at the annoucements in the newspaper and find out that my boyfriend of the past 6 years is supposed to be married in 2 days to what I thought was his ex-girlfriend. FML
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On 11/16/2009 at 11:01pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my dad came home from Vegas. Today, my college savings account is down $64,000. FML
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On 11/18/2009 at 10:31pm - misc - by screwed - United States (New York)
Today, I found a gift card under my bed that I lost a few months ago for $400 to a store that went out of business last week. FML
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On 11/17/2009 at 4:19pm - money - by fmfl (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my water wouldn't go down my shower drain. Confused, I stuck a metal stick expecting hair, but instead stabbed and pulled up a rat that was dead in my drain. FML
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On 11/17/2009 at 11:08pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
