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Saturday 4 February 2012

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Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

#18964784 (186)

I agree, your life sucks (9370) - you deserved it (763)

On 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm - misc - by sorrygrandma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML

#18976256 (215)

I agree, your life sucks (8959) - you deserved it (446)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:00pm - love - by kingpig (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML

#18959859 (187)

I agree, your life sucks (8924) - you deserved it (583)

On 01/31/2012 at 9:41am - love - by Random (woman) - United States

Today, I came home to the nanny passed out on the couch from too much alcohol, my 2-year-old alone and locked in the bathroom, and my house in a complete wreck. To top it off, it's the day my mother in law, who hates me, is coming to visit from New York. FML

#18949118 (147)

I agree, your life sucks (8186) - you deserved it (821)

On 01/30/2012 at 12:24am - kids - by myself - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I caught my pregnant wife smoking. This is after I quit over a month ago to show her my support and be a good influence on our child. FML

#18963404 (198)

I agree, your life sucks (7940) - you deserved it (544)

On 01/31/2012 at 7:59pm - health - by MCMB33 (man) - United States

Today, I was left at the altar. For the second time. By the same man. FML

#18949271 (292)

I agree, your life sucks (7603) - you deserved it (11058)

On 01/30/2012 at 12:37am - love - by givingup (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was breaking into a house when three police cruisers pulled up. They ran my social, my license plates, and asked me twenty minutes worth of questions, before allowing me to go back to work. I work as a locksmith; the homeowner had lost their keys. FML

#18968105 (147)

I agree, your life sucks (7419) - you deserved it (649)

On 02/01/2012 at 11:11am - work - by ABBenzin (man) - United States

Today, I submitted my 208th job application in less than a year, and went to my 83rd and 84th interviews, only to be told once again that I'm over-qualified for the first, and under-qualified for the second. FML

#18960811 (120)

I agree, your life sucks (7305) - you deserved it (404)

On 01/31/2012 at 1:45pm - work - by hastobeajoke (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I flew to England to visit my boyfriend, who has been working there for the past three months. I went to his hotel and waited for him; he never showed up. I called one of his colleagues to ask him what was going on. He had no idea what I was talking about. FML

#18968998 (181)

I agree, your life sucks (7257) - you deserved it (563)

On 02/01/2012 at 2:31pm - love - by mareda (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, after my credit card was stolen, the thief made donations to charitable associations. Now I feel bad for asking for the money back. FML

#18973351 (158)

I agree, your life sucks (7117) - you deserved it (593)

On 02/01/2012 at 11:35pm - money - by zobara - Switzerland

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

#18974920 (233)

I agree, your life sucks (7040) - you deserved it (387)

On 02/02/2012 at 6:32am - misc - by aliezzedine (man) - Lebanon

Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML

#18969254 (213)

I agree, your life sucks (6873) - you deserved it (735)

On 02/01/2012 at 3:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to see a doctor about some of the memory problems I've been having. After the appointment, I could barely remember a thing he told me. FML

#18961286 (80)

I agree, your life sucks (6572) - you deserved it (614)

On 01/31/2012 at 3:17pm - health - by louie (woman) - United States (Oregon)