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May 2015

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Today, and for the past couple of days, my girlfriend's father has been trying to help me think of a way to propose. I decided to rehearse first, and that's how my girlfriend walked in on me "proposing" to her dad. FML

Today, my obsessive-compulsive mother barred me from using the toilet she had just cleaned. She told me to wait until tomorrow. FML

#21406668
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27455) - you deserved it (1809)

On 05/08/2015 at 8:46am - misc - by MedChew (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, my girlfriend came over to meet my parents. Everything was going fine until she said she owned a dog. My mom then immediately attempted to check her scalp for lice. FML

#21407053
54 comments

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On 05/09/2015 at 12:10am - misc - by sarahmaxine - United States (Nevada)

Today, I caught my ex trying to slash my car tires with a knife. She actually had the balls to claim she was testing my tire pressure, before power-walking off into the distance like nothing had happened. FML

#21410715
77 comments

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On 05/15/2015 at 9:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my main source of income is finding money on the ground. FML

#21406019
89 comments

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On 05/07/2015 at 1:12am - work - by CASH_NoMOMEY - United States (California)

Today, while out shopping with friends, I was apphrehended by two bounty hunters because they recognized my purple-dyed hair. Too bad my name isn't Natalie, who apparently shares the same hair color. They didn't believe me, even after I showed my ID. FML

Today, I told my husband I felt unfulfilled and unhappy in my life. He suggested I do more chores. FML

#21405437
66 comments

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On 05/06/2015 at 12:13am - misc - by msleea - United States (California)

Today, while serving a customer, she told me: "God made you a working class citizen so you could serve! If God wanted you to go to college, he would have made sure you were able to go!" FML

Today, I woke up to "we're leaving". I'm now homeless because my Dad and his girlfriend got into an argument over toilet paper. FML

#21411475
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27353) - you deserved it (1758)

On 05/17/2015 at 1:47pm - love - by hobo - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out that maggots can live inside of a saxophone. FML

#21406781
74 comments

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On 05/08/2015 at 1:40pm - misc - by McWhopper - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got a call from a really great company that I applied to work for, asking me to come in for an interview. When I went in, they had no appointment scheduled and no idea who I was. It turned out it was all a prank by my brother and his friends. My brother is 30. FML

#21413299
52 comments

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On 05/20/2015 at 10:49pm - work - by stilljobless (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found out the reason why my car has smelled so bad for the past two weeks. It turns out when my sister was bringing in groceries from my car she forgot to grab the raw chicken. FML

Today, I got a friend request on Facebook. It's from the person who crashed into my car earlier in the month. It's funny that she doesn't return my calls or messages, but liked my status about the accident. FML

#21409756
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27262) - you deserved it (1806)

On 05/13/2015 at 10:55pm - work - by iamgodzilla (man) - United States (Maryland)



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