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February 2016

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Today, I found out that my university had not accepted the internship I did when I was in college. They placed me in the same bank I interned in, with the same bank manager that I flipped the middle finger at after finishing my internship. FML

#21523525
82 comments

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On 02/06/2016 at 10:36pm - work - by FailingMyCourse - Kuwait (Al Kuwayt)

Today, I met up with my 'on again, off again' girlfriend of 4 years that I'm still madly in love with. We've been broken up for a few months and she's been dating someone else. We talked about possibly trying things again. When I got home, I found out she's engaged. FML

#21524584
50 comments

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On 02/09/2016 at 9:29pm - love - by lovehurts - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was called a "Potato" for at least the 30th time by people online for living in Idaho. I've lived here my whole life, I have yet to see a potato farm. None of these people has even left the East Coast. FML

#21524651
83 comments

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On 02/10/2016 at 12:08am - misc - by ApparentlyaPotato (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I sat in my hotel room bathroom in dead silence for 30 minutes while I waited for the cleaning staff to stop watching TV and drinking beer from the minibar, so that I could finish using the toilet. FML

#21524700
45 comments

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On 02/10/2016 at 4:09am - misc - by mn051299 - Switzerland (Schwyz)

Today, my aunt informed me that my dad thinks my boyfriend is a loser deadbeat because he hasn't proposed to me after two years of dating and co-habitation. He hasn't asked because I already made it very clear I have no interest in marriage. FML

#21524771
69 comments

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On 02/10/2016 at 10:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I worked from home to actually be able to concentrate and make a presentation about my project. My boss then sends me a long email about how he wants us to work in the office, and how important it is for team building, giving me feelings of guilt for actually getting some work done. FML

#21524722
27 comments

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On 02/10/2016 at 6:57am - work - by PhD student (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, while driving around with my brother and his idiotic friends, one of them decided it would be a brilliant idea to throw a hot sauce packet out of the car window at a moving vehicle. I've never seen someone angry enough to stop and get out of a vehicle that fast. FML

Today, I found out that people are notified when you list them on Twitter. I've been listing people as "Interesting" and "Stupid". FML

#21524626
21 comments

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On 02/09/2016 at 11:08pm - misc - by Shiet - Singapore

Today, instead of reaching for some unhealthy food, I tried to eat some dates instead. It is was all fine until I bit one in half and saw a rather large, squirming maggot inside. FML

#21524824
33 comments

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On 02/10/2016 at 1:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, after months of daily migraines and doctor's visits, I've now been told me that my "temporary" hearing loss has nothing to do with my migraines, nor is it temporary at all. FML

#21524813
23 comments

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On 02/10/2016 at 12:49pm - health - by make america date again (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, there was an issue with the sewage system at work. It smelled like somebody took a turd, left it in the sun to marinate, threw up on it, then put in the air conditioning to fill the store with nauseating stink. I nearly threw up multiple times because we weren't allowed to leave early. FML

#21524799
23 comments

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On 02/10/2016 at 11:57am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)



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