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December 2016

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Today, at 4 a.m., I woke up so I could check out the blood moon. It looked magnificent, so I took a few photos and went back to bed. When I later got up, I noticed the orange street light outside. I’d been admiring a street lamp. FML

by chachichou / 12/07/2016 at 10:05pm / France (Alsace) / Geek

Today, I went to the ER for an asthma attack. I left with a UTI and an elevated heart rate. FML

by ryuuchild / 12/08/2016 at 7:07pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Health

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Today, after months of unemployment, I finally started at a new job. The building burnt down on my very first shift. FML

by TacoMan32 / 12/05/2016 at 11:26pm / Canada / Work

Today, a client says his new website design isn't what he expected at all and wants a full refund or else he will sue me in court. The design is exactly what he picked out when I presented the mock-ups. FML

by revenueempire / 12/09/2016 at 4:48pm / Work

Today, I told my husband of 26 years that I was lonely. He asked what he could do to help. I said, "Just talk to me". Without a word, he went to sleep. FML

Today, like most weekends, I got swindled into being the designated driver for our group. Too bad this weekend was my birthday. FML

Today, I fell and fractured my tailbone. I just healed from my last tailbone fracture 4 weeks ago. FML

by pinklatina / 12/09/2016 at 3:01pm / Canada / Health

Today, I was talking to a friend about the US presidential election and mentioned the UK. She got really confused and told me she'd always thought they were the same country. FML

by caseyl / 12/09/2016 at 11:04am / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to see a movie with my parents. During a sex scene, my dad covered my eyes. I'm married and have 2 kids. FML

by alison89430 / 12/05/2016 at 5:35pm / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous

Today, is my first day as a student nurse. It was also the first day I learnt I was allergic to latex gloves. FML

by curiousminx / 12/05/2016 at 9:32pm / Australia (Queensland) / Work

Today, after boiling eggs my whole life, I wanted to try a packaged hard-boiled egg for the first time. I'd never had a cold egg before, so I thought it would be a good idea to warm it up. Now, I'm cleaning out a billion pieces of egg shrapnel in the microwave. FML

by EggBomb / 12/01/2016 at 1:22pm / Miscellaneous

Today, I attended a white elephant party at work and the box I picked had whisky and beer. Since I am a Muslim, I took it to my Christian friend's house and gave it to him. As I was walking there, I passed my imam on the street. Awkward. FML

by Miriam / 12/10/2016 at 3:44am / Holidays

Today, it's the 11th day I've been in the hospital due to my kidneys. My mother has come in every day since to make me feel bad about missing Thanksgiving. FML

by Anonymous / 12/06/2016 at 12:09pm / United States (Florida) / Health